MATHEMATICAL

heauxmo:

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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(via thedailylaughs)

somefancyname:

me
Yes
notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache
wildwoodchild:

seebaby:

A lovely reminder:

Before we were conceived, we existed in part as an egg in our mother’s ovary. All the eggs a woman will ever carry form in her ovaries while she is a four-month-old fetus in the womb of her mother. This means our cellular life as an egg begins in the womb of our grandmother. Each of us spent five months in our grandmother’s womb and she in turn formed within the womb of her grandmother. We all share the blood of the first mother - we are truly children of one blood.
-Siobhan Sullivan 


I think about this a lot. My future grandeggs :’)
"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
— The New Yorker (via showslow)

(Source: candysoda, via insomniacpoet)